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Recently I have acquired a new, very cool “smoking piece.” It is the Vapir vaporizer.

Basically I load my herb into the chamber, and lock the chamber into place. I turn on the unit, set the temperature and very quickly I get the intoxicating mist.

I love this thing and recommend it to anyone who likes to use Mary Jane.

Too many people are doing unnecessary harm to their lungs by smoking marijuana and inhaling carcinogenic smoke. Stop this nasty habit and instead vaporize!

Here are the top ten reasons to use a vaporizer next time you want to get high.

1. It stops the toxic and cancerous byproducts of combustion from being formed.

Vaporization is a process of heating marijuana to the boiling/condensation point of the psychoactive ingredients: cannabinoids(THC) (approximately 360-380 degrees F). At this temperature the THC in the marijuana turns into a breathable gas that can be inhaled. The marijuana never burns and remarkably you avoid many of the carcinogenic toxins . We are talking about chemicals like benzene, carbon monoxide, tars, hydrogen cyanide, formaldehyde, and ammonia. This is definitely stuff you should try to avoid. By vaporizing the marijuana you are just extracting the psychoactive substances that you want.

2. You get way more bang for your buck when vaporizing.

When you vaporize marijuana the organic product does not burn. A typical vaporized bowl can last more than twice as long as a bowl that is burned. TWICE AS MUCH STONED!

This means twice as many passes around the group before the weed is cashed and the bowl needs to be reloaded. This means paying for weed half as often as you are used to. This means not finding yourself bored and without any herb to puff.

In other words it’s like getting a quarter of ganja when you only paid for an eighth.

3. The mist/vapors are much cooler than smoke.

The heat from smoking can actually damage your airways and lungs when you smoke. A burning cigarette can reach temperatures of 700+ degree Fahrenheit and gas traveling from the tip of a joint does not have much time to cool down as it enters your airway. This heat can burn the alveoli in your lungs and can damage the cilia lining your trachea. Luckily when you vaporize weed it only reaches temperatures of around 400 degrees Fahrenheit and does not pose such a threat.

4. It doesn’t smell like you are poking smot.

The smell from a vaporizer is vastly different than the smell from a joint. A new vaporizing bowl smells a lot like freshly cut grass and a used bowl smells like burnt popcorn. Granted you still end up smelling like weed after usage, but it is much more tolerable and much less potent than the smell of smoke.

Before, when I used to smoke everyone would comment about how I stunk, now that I vape no one seems to notice anymore.

5. Your lungs don’t hurt after you vape.

One of the best things about vaporizing is that your lungs do not ache like they do when you smoke. It probably has something to with avoiding all of those cancerous and toxic byproducts.

6. Vaporizing is easy and cheap.

Some people spend a lot of money on the pieces that they use to smoke. Nice looking bongs can cost in the thousands and a good vaporizer can cost you just as much. If you are cheap though you should definitely vaporize. You can make your own vaporizer using only a lighter, some duct tape, and a lightbulb for less than a few bucks.

7. You don’t feel like you’ve destroyed something beautiful when you’re done.

Isn’t it sad to witness the transformation of purple, sticky herb into the tarry, black resin that clogs the inside of your pipe? When you vaporize you no longer are left with this black mess. Vaporization turns your crystallized, sticky, purple herb into a brown clump of leaves. When you are done with a bowl you don’t feel like the black death; instead you feel like it is autumn when the trees shed their leaves.

8. Haporizing verb is more like drinking exotic coffee, tasting fine wines, and enjoying expensive cuisine.

The first time you vaporize you will notice the distinct new aromas and dimensions that come out of the herb. Vaporizing puts way more importance on characteristics like skunkiness and flavor than smoking. You will have a much easier time telling different varieties of marijuana apart because you will now be able to taste and smell the difference. A big downside to this is that you will also know right away when you have shitty weed because it will taste like shit.

9. You will retain your sense of smell.

Smokers have a terrible sense of smell because the smoke that they inhale. When you start vaporizing you will notice that your sense of smell doesn’t go away when you get high. I noticed almost immediately that I enjoyed the munchies even more when the taste of my favorite foods remained intact.

10. People who don’t smoke weed are more likely to join in the fun

For the longest time my roommate would not smoke with me cause he hated the smoke. He liked being high, but he could not handle the coughing and cotton mouth. The vaporizer has greatly reduced these symptoms… and he now joins us at 4:20. He still gets red eyes and a dry mouth, but he says that vaping is far more tolerable than smoking.